my teacher gave me the fault in our stars M&Ms and i’m secretly fangirling.
The world is weird.
Says the man who covered his face in Sharpie.
+When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
- me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
+why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
